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Cow Day 2012: Great Success
When life hands you lemons, most people make lemonade. F*ck that. I make it rain lemonade and chicken! This is the best use of my time unemployed yet: Unless you live under a rock…or haven’t known me for very long, … Continue reading
Dame Dodging: Yeah, Lady. I Know What Ya Doin’!
One of my Freelance Prentice services/skills is promotional work (sales model, promo model, brand ambassador, booth babe, etc). Some people may find the idea of approaching strangers and talking to them while scantily clad in a short skirt and branded camisole unappealing … Continue reading
Posted in Honest Tea, Jim Beam, Model, Pedobear, Promos, Self esteem, Sometimes Job, Troll face, Uncategorized, Zombies
Tagged Cayrum, Dekuyper, Girl Scouts, Hornitos, Hussy, Red Stag, Rejection, Zombie Strippers
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Receptionist Ass, Meet Insanoflex!
Spoiler Alert: This is my formal announcement that I’m back to the occupational drawing board. Yes, I was laid off again. If you’d like to hear the whole story, buy me a beer. Otherwise, let’s move on to something more … Continue reading
A FEW MORE Things to Know About Being a Receptionist
Check out this old Receptionist On The Verge post I found. Past Prentice is a funny lady! Since life has thrown a wrench in my motivation to write with all its bs (I may or may not write of this … Continue reading
Getting the Spark Back in My Marriage…With Puzzle Quest
And no. I don’t mean I improved my marriage with Nicholas by way of Puzzle Quest. Our relationship is fine as wine and dandy as candy. I am saying that Puzzle Quest and I have rekindled that gaming flame. Nick … Continue reading
Posted in Gaming, Uncategorized, Wizard, Zombies
Tagged Bejeweled, He Man, Knight, Marriage, Puzzle Quest, RPG, Tidus, Tinal Fantasy, What's Going On
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Thanks to All of You!
In case you didn’t know already, the results of the Mother’s Day song contest on Voice123 came-in this afternoon, and I won by five votes! That means if a few of you wonderful people had decided not to take a … Continue reading
Oh My Life: Gummy Pigs & Mommy Raps
I was going to write a poem this week, but voice over took over, and I think you guys and gals would get a bigger kick out of what I have to offer in that department today more than a … Continue reading
Posted in Funny Poetry, Iron Chef, rap, Uncategorized, Voice acting, writing
Tagged Frooty Loops, Future Spike, Gangsta, Gummy Pig, Hansel and Gretel, Hip Hop, Mother's Day, Secret Deodorant, Voice123
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Different Sips ‘N Strokes For Different Folks
Gosh! I’ve been feeling so blah and lazy lately. All I’ve been in the mood to do is party and sleep. Shame on me for letting my inner Pinkie Pie overtake my productivity…again! I’m sure I’ll snap out of it … Continue reading
Pony Vs Pony: A Gaming Obsession of Mine
Hi, All. I was waiting until after my birthday and Easter to write a poem, but inspiration still hasn’t struck. I know in the real world I would have to come-up with something fabulous regardless, but in Prentice’s world, I … Continue reading
Posted in birthday, Bronies, Happy Meal, My Little Pony, Over 9000, Pinkie Pie, Rainbows, Rarity, receptionist, Uncategorized
Tagged Bejeweled, Fluttershy, gaming, Office Games, Ponies, Pony vs Pony
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Secret Success and Shoe-liloquy
As many of you probably know already, I BOOKED MY FIRST BIG VOICE OVER JOB! I auditioned via Voice123 for an anti-bullying piece for Secret Deodorant, and they hired me! I recorded the final script, and it was a blast. … Continue reading
Posted in Funny Poetry, Joie Brown, soliloquy, Uncategorized, Voice acting
Tagged Guerilla Glue, Hamlet, Logo, Shoes, To be or not to be, Voice Over, Winning
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