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About purrrentice

Fantastic Voiceover? How About PRENTASTIC VOICEOVER?!?! I'm Prentice Osborne, a full-time, freelance voiceover talent out of Atlanta. My specialty is Millennial, teen and everything in between, and I work in multiple genres of VO, from e-learning to games to cartoons to radio and TV ads. I love the entire VO process, from pen to paper, mouth to mic, cursor to waveform. It's totally Prentabulous! Need some voice work? Bring it on, World! Freelance Prentice is here to blow your mind with laughs, creative magic, mad skills, and a little bit of razzle dazzle!

Why Didn’t Someone Tell Me April is Poetry Month?!?!?!

Posted on April 21, 2012 by purrrentice

Really, guys. We dropped the ball on this one. Thankfully, good ‘ole NPR reminded me a few days ago. At least I won’t ever forget from now on. So, Happy Poetry Month, Everybody! As I’ve mentioned before, I do social … Continue reading →

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Different Sips ‘N Strokes For Different Folks

Posted on April 18, 2012 by purrrentice

Gosh! I’ve been feeling so blah and lazy lately. All I’ve been in the mood to do is party and sleep. Shame on me for letting my inner Pinkie Pie overtake my productivity…again! I’m sure I’ll snap out of it … Continue reading →

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Pony Vs Pony: A Gaming Obsession of Mine

Posted on April 10, 2012 by purrrentice

Hi, All. I was waiting until after my birthday and Easter to write a poem, but inspiration still hasn’t struck. I know in the real world I would have to come-up with something fabulous regardless, but in Prentice’s world, I … Continue reading →

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Dramatic Mono Log

Posted on March 23, 2012 by purrrentice

According to my Receptionist on the Verge archives, I am supposed to do a Dramatic Monologue this week. I love writing these, and I’ve always been good at it. Back in college, I had the best one in my poetry … Continue reading →

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Sushi Cat: Now I’m Thoroughly Entertained AND Hungry!

Posted on March 21, 2012 by purrrentice

So, I am a bit of a gamer girl, and as much as I like playing my console and PC games, I have a true appreciation for the simpler games that we are finding online and as apps for out … Continue reading →

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Pantoum-monium!

Posted on March 16, 2012 by purrrentice

First off, HAPPY ST. PATTY’S DAY! Yay for wearing green and getting drunk! I actually get to go to Legoland today, and while I’m out, you can enjoy a Pantoum. Back in December 2010, I wrote about my vacation in … Continue reading →

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Knights to Five: Turning Misery into Creative Genius

Posted on March 14, 2012 by purrrentice

I know this post is late, too. Whatever. The next poem on my archives list is not an official form, but it follows an ABB pattern. It’s Fridge-Poem-Era predecessor  is called Herbert The Homeless Hoagie. It’s a pretty touching piece. I … Continue reading →

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Cooking 800 Hot Dogs in Ten Minutes AND Writing Odes

Posted on March 7, 2012 by purrrentice

My post is so late this go around, and I am irked about it. The last week or so at work has been much like my favorite scene in the episode of The Office called Beach Games: Michael: Okay Pam, … Continue reading →

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Tragic, Killer Robot – Zombie Love

Posted on February 27, 2012 by purrrentice

This week I was going to continue my poetic, time traveling adventure, reaching back into the archives of my blog and reinventing the fridge poems, but I was distracted by my friend Angie’s Twitter post: “Today I got my students … Continue reading →

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