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Dramatic Mono Log
According to my Receptionist on the Verge archives, I am supposed to do a Dramatic Monologue this week. I love writing these, and I’ve always been good at it. Back in college, I had the best one in my poetry … Continue reading
Posted in cat poem, dramatic monologue, poetry, Receptionist on the Verge, Uncategorized
Tagged Cat Lady, double rainbow, Fridge poem, Mono Log, mononucleosis
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Pantoum-monium!
First off, HAPPY ST. PATTY’S DAY! Yay for wearing green and getting drunk! I actually get to go to Legoland today, and while I’m out, you can enjoy a Pantoum. Back in December 2010, I wrote about my vacation in … Continue reading
Posted in Pinkie Pie, receptionist, Timesheets, Troll face, Uncategorized
Tagged constant contact, Data Entry, Dragons, lobotomy, Pantoum, St. Patrick's Day
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Knights to Five: Turning Misery into Creative Genius
I know this post is late, too. Whatever. The next poem on my archives list is not an official form, but it follows an ABB pattern. It’s Fridge-Poem-Era predecessor is called Herbert The Homeless Hoagie. It’s a pretty touching piece. I … Continue reading
Posted in 9 to 5, BFF, Funny Poetry, receptionist, Uncategorized
Tagged ABB, Dragons, gaming, hoagie, Mage, Orcs, paint brush, purple magic, sammich, ship of dreams, Warrior
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Tragic, Killer Robot – Zombie Love
This week I was going to continue my poetic, time traveling adventure, reaching back into the archives of my blog and reinventing the fridge poems, but I was distracted by my friend Angie’s Twitter post: “Today I got my students … Continue reading
Posted in Freelance Prentice, Joie Brown, sonnet, Uncategorized, Zombies
Tagged does not compute, Friendship is Magic, killer robot, laser beams, time travel, twitter, zombie love
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Grrrl, you bettah werk!
As anybody who has been a receptionist knows, the job is horrible for your figure! All that sitting results in what I call “The Receptionist Butt.” Even before I was laid-off from my last job, I was fighting the admin … Continue reading
Posted in Lolcats, Pinkie Pie, receptionist, Tybee, Uncategorized
Tagged cardio, Jazzercise, Netflix, p90x, pilates, receptionist butt, roller blades, work-outs, yoga
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I’m “Literature-ly” Laughing at Myself Today
I hope everybody had a lovely Valentine’s Day. I meant to post the cute little skit my MLP:FIM Abridged group and I did for the occasion, but it was posted after I had my overdose of computer time for the … Continue reading
Posted in limerick, MLP FiM Abridged, My Little Pony, Rarity, Uncategorized, Valentine's Day, Voice acting
Tagged Bad Week, Four-leaf clover, Laughing at yourself, Oven on fire, tumblr
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Guess Who Went to Memphis Last Night?
Nope! Chuck Testa! I went to the musical, not the actual city. I suppose I should have added the word “see” in the title. Look at me trolling… But yes, my super awesome buddy Angie The Geek and her super … Continue reading
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Tagged Booster Seats, Chamillionaire, Chuck Testa, Dream Girls, Friendship is Magic, gomer pyle, Hair Spray, Memphis, Web Cam
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♪♫Blue Moon…You Saw Me Sending a Card♫♪
Today I am pooped, but it’s great. This is one of those weeks where I really got my money’s worth out of myself. I worked hard, worked-out hard, played hard, and now I’m exhausted, almost ill. It was totally worth … Continue reading
Posted in Cheese, Pride, Uncategorized, Valentine's Day, watercolor, writing
Tagged Blue Moon, Gay Rights, Greeting Cards, Octopus, Rapunzel, Social Media
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I’m On A BOAT…or at least I was…
I’m a bad little blogger. I’ve been back from vacation for a whole week and am just now posting something. I could list my lame excuses (like being busy, sick, can’t find the cord for my camera, in-laws accidentally deleted … Continue reading
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