I’m On A BOAT…or at least I was…

I’m a bad little blogger. I’ve been back from vacation for a whole week and am just now posting something. I could list my lame excuses (like being busy, sick, can’t find the cord for my camera, in-laws accidentally deleted pics of my camera when we found the cord and uploaded pics at their house for slide show, wanting to convert and edit a video file for the post, etc), but I know I could have made this happen sooner.

It was a good trip. My husband, parents, brother and I all went on a seven-day-cruise on the Carnival Valor through the West Carribean. We went from Miami to Grand Cayman, Cozumel, Belize, Roatan and back home. I’ll just play a game of plus minus plus to give highlights and low points, and then I’ll entertain ya, okay?

Rum Punch Van Party in Belize! Yay for no open container laws!


  •  New Years Eve with my mom’s family was boss! (Despite Justin Beiber’s terrible version of Let it Be…shudders at the thought)
  • Weather was nice, low 80s.
  • Buying dollar beers at a 7-11 in Cozumel (Best Chelada ever)
  • Cave Tubing and Zip Lining in Belize was super cool!
  • Rum Punch Van Party


  • The wind was high, and the water was rough.
  • I learned what it feels like to get sea sickness
  • I later learned what it feels like to get land sickness
  • I got a rash from my life vest in Belize (From friction…nothing gross)
  • Being nickled and dimed constantly to do fun extras made me feel poor.
  • Drunk family can be a hit or miss


  • The food was exquisite.
  • I didn’t gain too much weight because I was seasick!
  • There was a fight in the dining hall
  • I got to go to the beach for one day (I find it ironic that you spend seven days on the water but very little time in it unless you want to pay out the ass for a taxi!) .
  • I have tan lines. They are light, but they exist!
  • And finally…I was Aretha Franklin in the Carnival Legends Show!

Yes, that’s right. I auditioned for this karaoke on crack show. My parents were thrilled. Only one other chick from Ontario tried-out. Poor thing. Anyways, this was a fun  event to participate in because I got to go back stage and see a little bit behind the scenes. You know those hot dancers? Yeah. I got to get ready in their dressing room and saw all their neat costumes and wigs (and bras…lol). Each singer was given a dancer escort to literally walk them through their stage sets.  My guy was Dan, and he was a hottie. We all got costumes, and mine was clearly made for a black woman. I may have been the first white Aretha because I didn’t see one in the previous group photos.  Anyways, here is the video (I cut all the other people out. Just because I’m willing to show-off my embarrassing shenanigans doesn’t mean they want to. What happens on da boat stays on da boat!):

I felt like a little drag queen. My wig even fell off when the lights went out.
Now that’s what I call “Show Boating!!!”

Now I’m back and ready to attempt 2012…we’ll see how that goes. At least my first week of this year was better than the first week of last year, right?


About purrrentice

Fantastic Voiceover? How About PRENTASTIC VOICEOVER?!?! I'm Prentice Osborne, a full-time, freelance voiceover talent out of Atlanta. My specialty is Millennial, teen and everything in between, and I work in multiple genres of VO, from e-learning to games to cartoons to radio and TV ads. I love the entire VO process, from pen to paper, mouth to mic, cursor to waveform. It's totally Prentabulous! Need some voice work? Bring it on, World! Freelance Prentice is here to blow your mind with laughs, creative magic, mad skills, and a little bit of razzle dazzle!
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6 Responses to I’m On A BOAT…or at least I was…

  1. Blondie says:

    That video was AMAZING!!!!! You sounded great!!! That dress looked so long it looked like you were gonna trip over it though. Haha! Wow, girl. This isn’t embarrassing, it’s adorable!!! 😀

    • purrrentice says:

      **blush** Thanks. I listened to it for the first time today without having a few drinks first, and I’ll give it a solid meh. I could list excuses, but whatevs. It doesn’t matter. It was fun and entertained people, so my work is done.

  2. Daddy says:

    Ok, I’m back now. Had to go out behind the garage and get a 5 gallon sheet rock mud bucket to catch my happy tears. You are amazing!!!!! Thank you for making my cruise the best!!!! Really enjoyed having both you and Nick on the boat to create so many great memories, not to mention the wild time at Carol and Louie’s. Love ya!!!!!

    • purrrentice says:

      No. Thank YOU AND MOM for making this trip possible! You two are so generous and fun to make trips like this possible for Nikki and me. I’m glad you got to try that Chelada, too. Good S*$t!

  3. Char says:

    Preny, you are O-mazing! But I already knew that… I wish you would try out for American Idol… 🙂

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