Author Archives: purrrentice
Grrrl, you bettah werk!
As anybody who has been a receptionist knows, the job is horrible for your figure! All that sitting results in what I call “The Receptionist Butt.” Even before I was laid-off from my last job, I was fighting the admin … Continue reading
Posted in Lolcats, Pinkie Pie, receptionist, Tybee, Uncategorized
Tagged cardio, Jazzercise, Netflix, p90x, pilates, receptionist butt, roller blades, work-outs, yoga
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I’m “Literature-ly” Laughing at Myself Today
I hope everybody had a lovely Valentine’s Day. I meant to post the cute little skit my MLP:FIM Abridged group and I did for the occasion, but it was posted after I had my overdose of computer time for the … Continue reading
Posted in limerick, MLP FiM Abridged, My Little Pony, Rarity, Uncategorized, Valentine's Day, Voice acting
Tagged Bad Week, Four-leaf clover, Laughing at yourself, Oven on fire, tumblr
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So anyways, a haiku
I promised I would start taking an old fridge poem each week and reinvent the poetic form to something more relevant to my life. I decided to do these chronologically. Well, this week is a haiku. In October 2010, I … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Blues, haiku, hopeless
Tagged bleh, cherry blossoms, meh, mood swings, nervous energy, persona 4, super bowl
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Guess Who Went to Memphis Last Night?
Nope! Chuck Testa! I went to the musical, not the actual city. I suppose I should have added the word “see” in the title. Look at me trolling… But yes, my super awesome buddy Angie The Geek and her super … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged Booster Seats, Chamillionaire, Chuck Testa, Dream Girls, Friendship is Magic, gomer pyle, Hair Spray, Memphis, Web Cam
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Looking Back and Moving Forward: The Best of Receptionist on the Verge
Every time I visit my blog, I see the posts that have been viewed the most in the past week. Then I found that I could dig and find the top blogs of all time! Curiosity finally overwhelmed me, and … Continue reading
Posted in Concrete Poetry, Creepy Chan, Derpy Hooves, Disney World, My Little Pony, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator
Tagged top five, top search terms
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♪♫Blue Moon…You Saw Me Sending a Card♫♪
Today I am pooped, but it’s great. This is one of those weeks where I really got my money’s worth out of myself. I worked hard, worked-out hard, played hard, and now I’m exhausted, almost ill. It was totally worth … Continue reading
Posted in Cheese, Pride, Uncategorized, Valentine's Day, watercolor, writing
Tagged Blue Moon, Gay Rights, Greeting Cards, Octopus, Rapunzel, Social Media
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100th Post Extravaganza!!
Hooray! It’s my 100th post, and to celebrate I’m gonna… Read What SOPA Is Too Lazy to read about SOPA? Here’s a cartoon about it. Sign Google’s Petition Contact Your Senator/Representative For the Love of the INTERNET! Do Something! Just … Continue reading
Posted in Bronies, Derpy Hooves, My Little Pony, Pinkie Pie, Rarity
Tagged 100th Post, Blackout, Funny Internet Videos, PIPA, SOPA
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I’m On A BOAT…or at least I was…
I’m a bad little blogger. I’ve been back from vacation for a whole week and am just now posting something. I could list my lame excuses (like being busy, sick, can’t find the cord for my camera, in-laws accidentally deleted … Continue reading
Jobs? Pokemon? Gotta Catch ’em All!
If any of you know me, you know that I’m ALWAYS looking for more work. I’ve always had at least two jobs since I was in college, and I like to collect any potential opportunities to success like pokemon. Skitty? … Continue reading
Posted in Job hunting, MLP FiM Abridged, Rarity, Skitty, Voice acting, writing
Tagged Boondocks, Career, Magikarp, Pokemon, Uncle Rukus
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